BOYS!!

i wanted
to
kill
dexter
yesterday!

we are at the dog park, and lara has to go feed mrs. fancypants' cat, so she asks me to watch her dog, herschel, while she is gone. he won't leave the fence when she leaves and i knew this from the last time, so i hung out near the fence with him so i could keep an eye on him and so i knew he wouldn't get out. the last time i watched herschel, her other doggie charo, and dexter, i nearly has a heart attack trying to keep track of them all. they are all so small.

herschel was looking out of the fence for lara, and dexter got the great idea to try it too. he ended up slipping between the fence planks into the front yard of the person next door. ARGH. well he doesnt stop there, no no, he decides to slip under their front gate too! so i start to freak out because he can run out into the street now. so i asked another lady who was standing close to watch herschel and i struggled with the gate to get out, and then i looked up as i was calling "DEXTER!! COME BACK! DEXXXXTTTEEERRRRR!" a bus was coming around the corner! i got out to the street and started calling him and he must have heard or saw the bus because he got scared and started running back to me and jumped into my arms. he scared the crap out of me. my heart wouldnt stop beating 1000 times a minute.

i didnt know whether to strangle him to hug him!

phew. i need a drink just thinking about it.

now brian is sick too and he refuses to take a day off work, so that only makes me worry about him too.